Made by a retarded fan.
Ja’mie King College Scarf
The stripes are extracts from Ja’mie’s iconic telephone rant in Summer Heights High.
One side:
Everyone’s being a bitch to me. I should never have come here. They don’t even have grass on their oval, it’s all just dirt. I hate this school. I do not want to be here. I want to go back to Hillford. I’ll trash my room and you will be cleaning it up, ok? I will have no hesitation in smashing your dolls’ cupboard with a hammer, mum, I’m serious. Is that what you want?
Other side:
I am seriously going to hyperventilate and die, and it will be your fault! I am not getting the train home! In a couple of years’ time I’m going to be out of your life. I’m not even going to invite you to my wedding. Do you love me? If you love me you will do as I say. I just want to go back to Hillford. That is where I belong. I’m not supposed to be here. I’m a private school girl.
Yes, I censored it. It took me a while to decide, but I figured it should actually be functional as a scarf. That I could wear to work.
Keep reading for more photos and pattern information:
Different, unusual: Knitted Kath & Kim
Chris Lilley visiting London (artist’s impression)
Shit Knitted Ja’mie King Says
(You know, like Shit Girls Say)
Summer Knits High
Like, the boganest school in the world.
We Can Knit Heroes
*Featuring original version of the Simses (L-R: Nathan, Daniel).
Angry Boys-era Danthan here.
Angry Toys: S.mouse!
I think this might be made by a retarded fan, possibly.
